Dear Trey’s Credit Union,

Today I got a letter from you. You told me you had important information about my account (see envelope). You lied.

I may never trust another piece of correspondence you send my way. If you would’ve just told me, “Trey, we think this product may be good for you,” I’d have looked. But your letter had nothing to do with my account at all.

Instead of being square with me, you used a tactic that I’d expect from a credit card company, not my credit union.

Save the words “Important information about your account” for something more … well, important.

Sincerely,

Trey