Describe Matt Dean in two blanks or less.
Posted by Matt Dean on September 26th, 2007
The moderator for the upcoming Trabian/FORUM Solutions Symposium has asked me how I’d like to be introduced. In true OSCU style, I’m opening it up to our readers. I’ve included two blanks below and the person who provides the most creative answer will get a coveted $5 Starbucks gift card. Special credit goes to anyone who writes one completely from scratch.
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. He’s also . Ladies and gentlemen, !
For example:
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. He’s also a level 5 vegan and likes to be introduced as Spanky McDermott. Ladies and gentlemen, Spanky McDermott!
or Charlie’s first take:
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. He’s also written many tawdry romance novels under the pen-name Juicy Iverson. Ladies and gentlemen, Juicy Iverson!
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. Although little is known about his tawdry past, we do know that Matt was denied a business loan from both Bank of America and Wells Fargo (because little is known about his tawdry past).
Matt then turned to financing all of the Trabian start-up costs by maxing out 23 different credit union credit cards. Ladies and gentlemen, Matt, “I have the worst credit score in America” Dean!
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. When he’s not coding, Matt is a professional poker player and a state representative for Minnesota.
His fame is dwarfed, however, by other Trabianians Doug Williams, Super Bowl XXII MVP and Chef Charlie Trotter.
Matt Dean was born in rural Tennessee in the late 70’s when Elvis had just left the building, his dad Jimmy was making a killing in the sausage world (coining the phrase “whole hog”) and a Peanut farmer was president.
Today Matt barely makes a living in Indiana, the hemp capitol of the world. His version of “vegan” hopes to gain popularity (and legal status) soon.
Ladies and Gentleman, Please join me in welcoming, “Matt – the I put the mmmmm in A & M Dean!”
(thunderous applause…..)
I would seriously re-think letting everyone know you’re an Aggie, Matt. ;)
he’s also got a magical bellybutton, and knows where hoffas body is,ladys and gentlemen..the pied piper himself…matt dean.
Moderator: Ladies and gentleman, our next speaker needs no introduction. Well, not from me at least, considering that 47 of you already wrote an introduction for him on his blog site.
According to him, he founded Trabian after getting kicked out of – or what Southerners call “graduating” – Texas A&M in 2003.
According to you, however, he’s a sausage-making, poker-playing, veggie-eating, politico from Minnesota – making him no different than anybody else from that state.
Cough it up – no wait, that’s give it up – for Matt Dean!
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. He’s also managed to spread his influence to such faraway places as Windsor, Ontario, Canada – where it is reported that one credit union employee there has actually convinced her husband that their next betta fish will be named Matt Dean. This is by no means intended to worry Mats Sundin, the very happy and very healthy betta fish who now occupies the bowl. Ladies and gentlemen, the man who inspired the naming of the future fish – not to be confused with the man that inspired the naming of the NHL star – who by the way wasn’t available to speak today – Matt Dean.
Matt Dean is the President and CEO of Trabian. He founded Trabian in 2003 after graduating from Texas A&M with a degree in Computer Engineering. He’s also one of the few folks out there that is seriously watching your (credit unions) back. Amid the onslaught from mega banks and straight to consumer finance sites, Matt offers needed guidance and advice. Ladies and gentlemen, the next peace prize winner, Matt “Credit Unionnnnnnnn” Dean !
inspiration ? from here… http://www.jwaala.com/index.php/2007/09/23/hi-im-mint/
Once again, Tim wins! Hopefully everybody realizes that I do not, indeed, actually have the worst credit score in America.
Tim, I owe you a $5 Starbucks gift card. Lucky dog.